Dude, I'm looking at the site and I'm thinkin', "What the hell is up with this picture?" There's no new postings since February 16th! Why the sudden outburst of laziness on the site, yo! I know I haven't been there NEARLY as much as y'all had so that's even more of a reason TO post. I need to know zee details, the jokes, and whatnot. Post away, y'all....come on, liven this sonuvabitch UP!
Funny Story of the Day: (*rolls through archives*) OOH! I got one. Last Friday night, I was called off work (UH-GAIN!) so Steve & I babysat Stewart and Konnor while my Mommy could sleep. Well, I was wearing my "I have Issues" shirt because it's:
B-SO totally describes me
C-It was the shirt just for the weather
Well, we all go to Blockbuster to rent movies. Well, I run into my American History Prof (who, by the way, is the COOLEST human being on this planet) and I'm like, "Hi, Dr. Alexander!" He looks at my shirt, looks at me, smiles haphazardly and walks away. I wonder why he did that until it clicked in my mind and I walked away mortified. Steve laughed at me the whole way home for it. I felt reeeeeally stooopid!
"Hey, is that a cellphone in your pocket?"
"God said 'Let him be Large!'"
LOL FUNNIES WITH SHANNONANNABOB!
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